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Posted on Feb 18th 2007  -  Subject: Jokes Thread!

Post your joke here, but please follow these simple rules:

1. No offensive jokes of any kind.*

2. You're only allowed to post 1 joke per day*

3. Don't copy/paste long jokes from website.

4. Don't quote/post ''Haha good one! Lol etc.'' as such posts won't end and this thread will get a 10x Haha for 1x Joke.

* Any posts of these types will be deleted. We also reserve the right to ban anyone who willfully violates the forum rules.

If everybody follow these simple rules there shouldn't be any problems and this thread will stay open.

Go ahead, make us laugh!!! :)

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Posted on Feb 18th 2007
this is a good idea if people want to get nibs as well..thanks alot simon, your a big help!
0ontario0
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Posted on Feb 19th 2007
good idea,keep threads in the approipriate place,and thats no joke!!
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Posted on Feb 20th 2007
The common point between 1 SINGLE MAN and 1 PLAYER OF POKER..... in 2 cases, it is better to have 1 GOOD HAND
SaPaGil
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Posted on Feb 24th 2007
AWSOME idea Thanks for letting some jokes in, its always nice to laph at least once a day... LOL
have fun and play POKER
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Posted on Feb 25th 2007  -  Subject: BLONDE,WOMEN
paddy and murphy where standing looking at a lamp post when a blonde women drove up,well lads whats wrong,(murphy)well we where saposed to measure the hight of this lamp post,but we have forgot the ladder, the blonde says hold on a minute go,s to her car and comes back with a spanner,losens the two bolts at the bottom lays the post on the ground,take out a tape measure,there you go lads 4 mitres 5. and drives off. murphy says to paddy typical stupid blonde we want the hight and she gives us the lengh. booom boom.
Martin Pollock
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Posted on Feb 25th 2007
3 dollars a year Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar West Virginia State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
have fun and play POKER
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Posted on Feb 27th 2007
Did you hear about the man who broke his leg while raking leaves. He fell out of the tree.
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Posted on Mar 3rd 2007  -  Subject: Dog Gone Poker
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog.", the man commented. "Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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Posted on Mar 8th 2007
Why was the lady on the beach angry at Micheal Jackson..........he was in her son!!!
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Posted on Mar 8th 2007
Nothing impressive about this joke but it can always make me chuckle a little for some reason. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789
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Posted on Mar 13th 2007
two men are in a bar first one says i shut off the car coast in the drive way remove my shoes pee down may pant leg to not splash in the toilet sneak into bed and my wife still wakes up and gives me hell for drinking. the other man says try this it always works for him he runs down the garbage cans slams the doors jumps into bed and yells whos horny and his wife never wakes up.
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Posted on Mar 15th 2007
Ahah nice the last ;p *Read the rules in the first page please* Post your joke here, but please follow these simple rules: 1. No offensive jokes of any kind.* 2. You're only allowed to post 1 joke per day* 3. Don't copy/paste long jokes from website. 4. Don't quote/post ''Haha good one! Lol etc.'' as such posts won't end and this thread will get a 10x Haha for 1x Joke. * Any posts of these types will be deleted. We also reserve the right to ban anyone who willfully violates the forum rules. If everybody follow these simple rules there shouldn't be any problems and this thread will stay on. Consider yourself warned. Thank you
icender
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Posted on Mar 18th 2007
Jamie Gold won the 2006 World Series Of Poker Main Event. Unfortunately this joke isn't as funny as it is sad.
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Posted on Apr 18th 2007
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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